Printable Reindeer Poop Bag Topper

printable reindeer poop bag topper

“Reindeer poop” is a fun and easy Christmas project kids can make and give as gifts to their friends or family members. They’ll get a kick out of it!

Here’s the very simple recipe:
1 plastic bag
1 reindeer poop poem (see below)
unwrapped chocolate candies (such as Whoppers, Milk Duds, etc.)

Pour the candy in the bag, add the poem, and voila! You’ve just turned candy into reindeer poop. Without the poem, your child would have a lot of explaining to the gift recipient, but once you attach the poem to the bag, it all makes sense!

You can find a variety of reindeer poop poems on the web. Here are two variations. You can click the image above to get a copy of the long version formatted as a bag topper. It has the image above on the front and the long poem on the back.

Short Reindeer Poop Poem
I heard you’ve been naughty,
so here’s the scoop.
All you get for Christmas this year
is reindeer poop.

Long Reindeer Poop Poem
I woke with such a fright when I heard Santa call…
“Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!”
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left “little gifts.”

I got an old shovel and started to scoop
neat little piles of reindeer poop!
But to throw them away seemed such a waste,
so I saved them, thinking-you might like a taste!

As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he sped off in the sky…
“Well they’re not potty trained, but at least they can fly!”